e-tank replied to your post “Hey put your *insert slang for penis* in my mouth.”

doodly dingleheimer

yep. you win. you have been given VIP access to said activities. 

Hey put your *insert slang for penis* in my mouth.

escupir:

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black

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allmemesarebad:

If you walked into the doctor’s office just for a check up and a dog was sitting on the chair wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope and glasses what would you do would you pet the dog or would you be like “this is a doctor I need to restrain myself and show some respect”

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fffffuuuuuUUUUCK

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